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Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty.
What is every single tree’s least favorite month? SepTIMMMBERRR!
What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party? Swimming trunks!
Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!
What do you call nice trees without any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears.
How do we know this is a Dogwood? Because it bites.
What do you call a tree who commits espionage? A leaves-dropper.
Ya'll come back now, new tree jokes added every week.